Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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