so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
