she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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