Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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