they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
North Korea, Best Korea!
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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