I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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