Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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