I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My balls are so social today.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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