i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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