Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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