how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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