she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
