I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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