i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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