New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My bed smells like the plague
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
