The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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