I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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