A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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