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  I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.

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• I'd go with pastrami, it's the most sensual of all the cured meats

  Submitted by Ballslap on Sep 16, 11 at 11:43am

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• Dude total hero status!!

  Submitted by StickyTape on Sep 16, 11 at 9:35am

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• I was really hungry and really horny. Those were my priorities. Oh, I'm a female, btw.

  Submitted by holliebell7 on Sep 16, 11 at 5:39pm

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• Multitask win!

  Submitted by Survey_Says on Sep 16, 11 at 10:22am

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• Don't forget to baste!

  Submitted by porksword on Sep 16, 11 at 10:27am

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• It's a party when the gravy comes into play.

  Submitted by TKFY on Sep 16, 11 at 10:45am

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• Oktoberfest must be going on...

  Submitted by totter on Sep 17, 11 at 5:10pm

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• I always worry when it's my area code

  Submitted by dtown214 on Sep 17, 11 at 1:10am

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• This is the reason the pilgrims invented Thanksgiving.

  Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 16, 11 at 11:21am

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• Better be a dancing turkey.

  Submitted by slores_r_us on Sep 16, 11 at 8:16pm

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