Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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