Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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