that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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