Define "chronic" masturbator.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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