dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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