Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
