Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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