so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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