just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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