Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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