They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Randomize
