It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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