Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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