is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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