i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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