Really? Reading Twilight on a Friday night is 1st place? Try rockin' on WoW for the weekend while watching reruns of Star Trek (The Next Generation), with LotR tunes goin on in my headphones and cold pizza and pepsi next to me. Fucking Win.
Vampires used to be cool because they would suck your blood and kill you. Now they just want to suck your dick and take you shopping for v-neck sweaters.
It's better than being out making a drunken fool out of yourself like 99.9% of the other people who end up on this site.
Quiet evening at home + reading + wine...sounds like a major win in my book :)
Oh well, when you're 40 you can tell all your cats how you masturbated to a vampire in a tween novel. If you think real hard, the shower head will feel like Edward!
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