I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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