i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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