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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.

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Blame yourself, not college. Most college kids aren't that stupid!

Submitted by Phys on Jan 12, 12 at 4:41pm

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- Accepting responsibility for your own actions? What is talk of maturity like that doing here on TFLN?
  
  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:17pm
  
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most of us smoke pot. rich kids do coke.

Submitted by keto06 on Jan 12, 12 at 5:28pm

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Cocaine is god's way of telling you you have too much money

Submitted by 3den7aylor on Jan 12, 12 at 7:27pm

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- Robin Williams FTW.
  
  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 13, 12 at 4:03am
  
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Life really needs to be more Darwinian.

Submitted by WesPip on Jan 12, 12 at 5:26pm

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- Life is always Darwinian
  
  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:13pm
  
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Smoke weed :)

Submitted by HippyChick on Jan 12, 12 at 5:50pm

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Bet your parents are psyched to pay for that surgery!

Submitted by grandmasboy on Jan 12, 12 at 5:06pm

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I'm in college. I don't do coke. Am I missing out on something?

Submitted by EatmeTwice on Jan 12, 12 at 4:50pm

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- Apparently coke.
  
  Submitted by Eventually on Jan 12, 12 at 10:43pm
  
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- Yes, you are missing out on the future chance of having a nose job done due to coke... isn't this what everyone looks forward too?
  
  Submitted by Cookie733 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:02am
  
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  - I like my nose as it is! Also I spend my money on tuition, not coke. I guess I'll just have to drink coffee like the rest of the plebeians...
    
    Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 13, 12 at 1:02am
    
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- No. I can't even imagine the stress of finals week being compounded with the paranoia of coke. Smoke weed.
  
  Submitted by mundane on Jan 13, 12 at 1:33am
  
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- Yeah. Nosebleeds, rehab, jail, addiction, and a deviated septum. Don't do coke.
  
  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 13, 12 at 4:02am
  
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I don't do coke but I always thought you snorted it. Seems like if you blew it it would make a mess.

Submitted by tlovell on Jan 12, 12 at 5:56pm

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- its called blow, that's not what you do with it
  
  Submitted by WApple on Jan 12, 12 at 7:38pm
  
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  - It's what OP did to afford enough to burn a hole through cartilage.
    
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 12, 12 at 8:23pm
    
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This should be enough to turn anyone off coke.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 12, 12 at 4:20pm

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Thank your lack of self control crackhead! It takes a lotta dope to blow out your septum!!

Submitted by mintyshake33 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:15pm

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they are the 1%. who the hell can even afford blow in college? $50 a gram? hell no!

Submitted by Nickly on Jan 12, 12 at 5:21pm

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- $50? When I was doin that crap it wa $100
  
  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 12, 12 at 5:36pm
  
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  - I've never seen it that high...
    
    Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Jan 13, 12 at 11:30am
    
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    I'm probly older than you...was during a downtick in the coke trade.
    
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 13, 12 at 2:01pm
    
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That's disgusting.

Submitted by nicole31707 on Jan 12, 12 at 6:16pm

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Fucking idiots these days.

Submitted by jj04 on Jan 13, 12 at 1:11am

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Enjoy taking your finals and midterms Tony Montana

Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 13, 12 at 3:25am

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You are a complete idiot.

Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 12, 12 at 11:42pm

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OP must be wealthy... A post like that surely followed a phone call that said "Daddy, Daddy!! My light bulb burned out, I need a new apartment!" Occupy Dumbass.

Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Jan 13, 12 at 6:09am

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You deserve it asshole. I hope your insurance doesn't cover it.

Submitted by Tychoman on Jan 13, 12 at 11:14am

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NO ME GUSTA O.e

Submitted by LadyTokita on Jan 14, 12 at 4:32am

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Same thing happened to me

Submitted by spennymack on Jan 13, 12 at 6:13am

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Septoplasty(nothing cosmetic about it either) is done for deviated septums not burned out coke nostrils....find a better excuse to fix your ugly nose....better yet get over it.

Submitted by xlogix on Jan 13, 12 at 12:40am

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Loser!

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 13, 12 at 2:08am

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COKE HEAD LOSER! DIE ALREADY!

Submitted by JJdoggie on Jan 12, 12 at 10:43pm

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Fuck the haters, coke is awesome

Submitted by FilmIt on Jan 13, 12 at 3:34pm

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I've paid that too. Stupid.

Submitted by Nickly on Jan 13, 12 at 7:02am

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Same

Submitted by mbellwoar on Jan 15, 12 at 6:48pm

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Yeah, college forced you to do lines... Sounds just like a coke head to not take responsibility for their actions. PITIFUL. I hope you have complications with the surgery ya fuckin doorknob.

Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Jan 13, 12 at 12:40pm

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Man, how long did u do it for. I did it straight for 3 years. 2 eightballs a night and still have a sectum. I smoke weed occasionally now. Cheaper and no surgery.

Submitted by Joker2283 on Jan 13, 12 at 12:54am

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Whatev...coke is the shit! In moderation of course...LOL

Submitted by feelingravity on Jan 14, 12 at 1:58am

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If you wanted a nose job you should have saved your money that you were spending on coke. And now you a have a deviated septum and God knows what else.

Submitted by ETully on Jan 13, 12 at 5:20pm

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Wow...I didn't know doing coke was now a college requirement.

Submitted by jacqbone on Jan 13, 12 at 11:16am

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jesus got enough coke there? takes quite a bit kill your septum like that....

Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 13, 12 at 10:56am

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$50 for a gram?! Ummm noo I see some of you aren't friends with the dope man...tiss-tiss-tiss

Submitted by MyKittyGalore on Jan 12, 12 at 7:45pm

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just put a ring in and say you pierced it :D \n\n\ncocaine's awesomeee<3

Submitted by Bahaha1204 on Jan 12, 12 at 8:04pm

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- Great, so she'll look even more fucked up. Septum piercings are so gross.
  
  Submitted by rosa_rouge on Jan 13, 12 at 1:03am
  
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  - Uh no they could get a plug, cant even see it
    
    Submitted by Bahaha1204 on Jan 14, 12 at 12:59am
    
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50 a g sounds right if you're pickin up $90 8balls and splitting it up. quick profit

Submitted by bigceaze on Jan 12, 12 at 10:32pm

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