Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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