Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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