The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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