WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Randomize
