If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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its like you know when i get waxed
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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