Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I heard we made out
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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