Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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