Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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