I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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