I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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