i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Boobs speak an international language.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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