She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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