I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Being an adult: you're doing it right.
Why Jack Daniels is better than women: Jack is cheap and not a bitch, Jack doesn't mind mixing with others, Jack is from the south and has class, Jack rewards the brave and punishes the losers, Jack is square and still cool.
And...jack.
I feel like that everyday.
Fuck pants. Js
...and masturbate your feelings away?
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