Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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