The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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