This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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