so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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