Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
