do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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