Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I need to stop coming to work sober
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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