need another drink. this is the easiest way
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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