just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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